Your First 90 DaysAcademy
Act III · The Judgment · Week 9 · Checkpoint 17

The Scam Catalog

By the end of this you will recognize the five standard ways newcomers get robbed on sight, because each one has a fixed anatomy and they all share the same skeleton underneath.

11 steps~23 min3 nodes for your map
01 · One evening, then nothing

Picture someone who did everything you have done so far. They opened a wallet, held their own keys, made their first trades. Then one evening a message arrived that felt urgent and official, they followed it, signed one thing without reading it, and by morning the wallet was empty.

It is tempting to call that bad luck or carelessness. It was neither. Almost every newcomer who gets robbed is robbed by one of five predators, and each predator hunts the same way every time. This checkpoint is the field guide. Learn the five shapes and the evening above stops being a mystery and becomes something you can see coming.

02 · A field guide, not a warning list

Most safety advice is a long list of things not to do, and a list is impossible to hold in your head at the moment it matters. A field guide is different. It teaches you a small number of shapes so well that you recognize them in any costume.

There are five predators worth knowing. They rename themselves constantly, they dress up in new logos and new stories, but the underlying shape never changes. Learn the five shapes once and you spend the rest of your time here recognizing old animals in new clothes.

03 · Meet the five

Here they are by name, before we open any of them up. Five predators, and you will look at each one closely in the steps that follow. For now, get the shape of each in a single sentence.

Tap each row on the board to see how that predator hunts.

0 of 5 predators revealed
your balance2,400
BANK_DBowner: the bank
you2,400
what the app is actually showing you
BANK_DBowner: the bank ✍
you2,400their pen
you hold a claim. they hold the pen.
your digital life
BANK · you2,400the bank ✍
INSTAGRAM · you2.1M followersMeta ✍
STEAM · you134 gamesValve ✍
AIRLINE · you58,200 milesthe airline ✍
four tables. zero pens that are yours.
BANK_DBowner: the bank ✍
you2,400
DENIED ✗
try both pens
PLATFORM_DBowner: the platform ✍
her · 8 years2,000,000 followers
one automated decision away
BANK_DB · you · 2,400intentcompetencecontinuity
your row stands on all three
FTX_DBowner: FTX ✍
you5 BTC
the backing vault●●●●●
the row stayed. the backing did not.
CARD_DBowner: your bank ✍
TV you never bought−1,100
fraud reversal+1,100 ✓
someone holds the pen, so someone can fix it
?_DBowner: nobody
youstill yours?
?
can a table exist that nobody owns?
?
?_DBowner: ̶n̶o̶b̶o̶d̶y̶
you100
no owner, no pen, no trust?
keeper 1
you100
keeper 2
you100
keeper 3
you100
keeper 4
you100
keeper 5
you100
no THE copy, only copies.
keeper 2
you100
keeper 3
you100
keeper 4
you100
keeper 5
you100
your copy
you100
five copies. one of them is yours.
one attacker
one attacker, ten thousand faces.
real machinesburned wattsnext page, sealed
writing costs watts. faking voters buys nothing.
cost paid OUTSIDE: hardware and power
proof of work, burn energy to vote.
page 1you · 100page 2you · 100page 3you · 100page 4you · 100
rewrite one line, break every lock after it.
office lunchtrusted keeperconsensusfive keepers, real cost
the price buys trustlessness. the office already has trust.
?
ownerless ledger
you?
a key, not a login?
nobody owns the table. so who owns your row?
phishingapprovalsrug-pull

Three new nodes on your map

phishing · approvals · rug-pull · +10 Lynx